Jacques “Porkchop” Rouschop is a Canadian man being held on charges of sexual assault in Ottawa. On Thursday, his attorney, Natasha Calvinho, submitted a new defense, claiming his penis was simply too small for him to have committed the crime.
The official Twitter account of the nation of Canada, like most of us this week, has Pokémon questions. Only its question is not about Sun and Moon’s starters, but about Canada itself.
Canada set a new world record for the largest earthquake ever triggered by fracking. Fantastic.
In typical North American fashion in their quest to be the best around, they won’t let any other territories bring them down...with coconut water.
There are just 21 days until the Autumnal Equinox, which means celebrities only have three weeks to get divorced if they want to join the list of famous people whose marriages have crumbled in the Summer of 2015. The exclusive club’s members include FKA Bennifer 2.0, FKA Gwavin, FKA Lamblake, and, as of today, FKA…